[Groop] Answers:

[elisiaone.iwon]

1.  Arba, 'cause she's hot and can do magic for entertainment.

2.  A magic frosty the snowman hat gift.

3.  0, because he thinks elves r kids and he doesn't slay kids.

4.  4 penguins, because they wouldn't stay in cold weather long.

5.  A butternut squash nose.  http://www.assuredproduce.co.uk/resources/000/145/629/butternutsquash_tallthin.JPG

6.  c.  Mincemeat Pies= 2nd fav.

7.  Jingle bells, rufferto smells, Groo also needs a bath.  Oh how clean they would be if they could only clear a path.

8.  f.  Lucy Van Pelt (A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS), because Groo hardly ever kills women and she's witty w/ words and tricks.

9.  Thaiis under the mistletoe.

10.  Dakarba, Taranto, and Pal tops bad list.

11.  Chakaal, Thaiis, and Minstrel sledding.

12.  Chakaal ornament.

13.  What 'secret santa' gift would you buy for the following Groo characters:

a.  Dakarba- gator claw

b.  Rufferto- bone

c.  The Witch of Kaan- newts

d.  Arcadio- chin wax

e.  Captain Ahax- boat in glass bottle, so it can never sink

14.  Thaiis, Arcadio, and Minstrel go caroling.

15.  Sage, Minstrel, and Rufferto top Santa's 'nice' list?

16.  Groo and Rufferto would eat to death an army of mutant gingerbread men until they were full and then Groo would slay the rest.

17.  The best mall santa - Grativo, because he could pull whatever gifts children wanted out of his sack.

18.  Lil' Groo's first ever gift was a lil' sword of course.

19.  Groo's head is emptier, because Pal's stocking has lint in it atleast.

20.  Santa's sleigh sans Rufferto would definitely crash if Groo stowed away in it.

Grooly,
Eli Stamp